(Topic ID: 354969)

Russian republic of Chechnya outlaws music faster than 116 bpm

By vid1900

13 days ago



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#1 13 days ago

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/04/05/chechnya-forbids-music-outside-80-116-bpm-tempo-a84755

You think this is an Onion headline, but it's real.

Even live performances have to be rewritten by June 1st, or they cannot be performed in public.

Totally illegal now at 179 bpm:

#2 13 days ago

Geesh. Is there a Chechnyan version of Kevin Bacon that can help get these people "Footloose" again?

#3 13 days ago

Why exactly 116 for the cap? Seems oddly specific.

When passing the law I could hear someone say “but I like that song 110/115 and I’ll lose it”.

Okay one more beat is ok 116 it is

#4 13 days ago
Quoted from EJS:

Why exactly 116 for the cap? Seems oddly specific.

I'm imagining a lawmaker who was just sick and tired of Kelly Clarkson and found a creative solution.

Of course they winged AC/DC as well ...

#5 13 days ago

I want to be the concert BPM monitor.
Stand by the stage with a stopwatch and count..........
......114, 115, 116....
"Hey! Slow down in the name of the law!"

#6 13 days ago
Quoted from EJS:

Why exactly 116 for the cap? Seems oddly specific.

Most Western songs are @ 120 bpm, it's the default when you turn on a metronome, drum machine or sequencer.

#7 13 days ago

Sounds like they want to listen to more doom metal.

#8 13 days ago

The 80-116 bpm limit also bans Russian national anthem, because it is 76 bpm.

https://theweek.com/culture-life/music/why-chechnya-has-banned-music-that-is-too-fast-or-too-slow

#9 12 days ago

Music theory discussion of the Chechnya tempo law for anyone interested

#10 12 days ago

Its to keep Bobby Pins from flying out of Russian girls hair and causing a hazard

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